Louis Crabbmarché



"IT'S PRONOUNCED LOUIS, NOT LOIS!"

-Louis, to SteveOcean

Newfaggotry
Only joining the Guild recently, Louis is what many consider, a newfag. A fact solidified after his defunct reddit account was discovered by Jeff Dripstein, Louis was then for the first and only time in his life, cyberbullied. After futile attempts of defending himself, he fell onto the floor laughing and crying and shidding and farting. He then proceeded to lurk, before becoming a promontory VC user, often being called, 'Bootleg Randy', by, once again, Jeff Dripstein. Louis however, found the best way of fitting in; bullying Steve, for no reason whatsoever.

Winner Virgin
After lurking around inside for months due to Covid, and the great Texas freeze of 2021, Louis had enough of that bullshit, and decided to grow a spine. He now spends his days fishing and learning about guns, gathering enough supplies to protect himself from the inevitable, Biden-Harris State Enforced Homosexuality Act of 2022. Many images and videos of Louis fishing can be found on the guild, if one lurks hard enough.

Contributions To The Guild
After being shown the 'Scary Grandmother' Wikipedia by Sexypyro, Louis said "yo. we should start a Merchant's Guild Wiki." And the two of them did. Louis now writes articles for this wiki like some schizophrenic wagie. Just remember, he does it for free...

Trivia

 * Louis' favorite fishing hole is 'Negro Bend', located out in the hills of Oklahoma.
 * It's a good fishing spot, just gotta keep an eye on your bike and your women.
 * No one can pronounce his name right.
 * They all pronounce it like 'Lois', 'Luis' and 'Lewis'
 * Sseth once said it right. There is a video to prove it. Ssethsaysitright.webm
 * Sseth once said it right. There is a video to prove it. Ssethsaysitright.webm