ColeArkenach

Someone who managed to find his way into the Merchant's Guild illegally, likely through Mexicans smuggling him across the border. Due to his status as an illegal immigrant and likely a degenerate, he should try to avoid attention however due to getting high regularly and acting like a 'tard in voice chat or general.

History
Cole was born in some random state in New England, there's not much information about this unfortunate event however the fact it happened at all is a great tragedy we'll likely never recover from.

More information to be added as it is pried out of Cole in one of his numerous drug binges. Only time will tell...

Within the Guild
Cole mostly hangs around the general text chat or voice chat, claiming how he's coding or crying about how "all coders are gay now, wearing programming socks". To date he confirms owning any of his own, yet as with all programmers who learn JavaScript, only time will tell when the addiction begins.

He also frequently gets high and saying retarded shit in the chat, usually devolving into saying "cum" or other nonsense, completely unrelated to anything going on.

Trivia

 * Claims to be 22
 * Claims to be a programmer
 * Takes amphetamines regularly, will likely die of heart failure.
 * Claims to speak Japanese, which automatically makes him a fucking weeb.