Chatian

"I have no free will."

-Chatian, after being raped by Mr. Deathwing

The Burmese Shitposter
Chatian is a very unfortunate member of the merchant's guild. Besides being born Burmese, Chatian has had a very unfortunate life before joining the Merchant's Guild. He didn't even have internet until 2016, completely missing the Assassination of Harambe. He now resides as the Guilds fuckable goat, constantly fucked by Sand Peoples, like Mr. Deathwing and Jap. Jap is his mortal enemy, according to Chatian.

Burmese Freedom Fighter
Growing up in Myanmar by his traditional Burmese parents. He would of had a happy life, living in the sub-tropical climate, weaving baskets, and eating berries. All until Glorious Leader, Kim Jong Un, had a the Korean's People Army stage a missile practice on his village, easily confusing it for a shit hole. Chatian was able to survive, after hiding in a concaved basket he made, using Peruvian methods. Though a shit basket, it proved effective at protecting one from shitty missiles made in a North Korean sweatshop. Enraged at the devastation, Chatian vowed to stage guerilla warfare to save his country from the Glorious People's Republic of North Korea. A futile effort if any. His quest for vegenance was completely derailed, after his unfortunate incident, involving a Southern Pacific Voo-Doo Mama.

The Voo-Doo Incident
During a strandard nighttime raid on the local soup kitchen, Chatian immensely displeased the local Voodoo Mama, Voodoo Mama Juju, by shooting her cat. Chatian attempted to explain that he was merely copying the tactics of the American ATF, and confused her cat for a dog. But words could not replace her precious, pretty kitty. Enraged, Voodoo Mama Juju used her Voodoo Mama Magic to cast a spell, Voodoo Mama Transmogrify, onto the Burmese boy, turning him into the anthropomorphic goat we all know and fuck today.

Merchant's Guild
After making enough jenkem, made of his own goat shit, Chatian was able to afford internet in 2016, where he joined the merchant's guild, lost the little free will he had left, and is now fucked by the jannies on the daily. He now copes by asking new members for their age. A sad ending for a very sad story.